Mr Bean Jokes

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WHILE HAVING A BRAIN CHECK UP

Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a braintumor.

Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor : Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!


MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL

Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean : 9

Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,the answer is 6!!


WHILE IN A DRUG STORE

Mr. Bean : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet >yet!!


QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE

Friend : What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean : Four asterisks!


PUZZLE

Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean : 16.

Friend : Why?

Mr. Bean : Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.


CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND

Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean : What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend : What tape did you took anyway?

Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.


SHARING SYMPHATY

Mr. Bean : (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend : Condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder).

Friend : What now?

Mr. Bean : My sister just called, her mom died too!


MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING

Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean : Thats alright, me too... I got stuck on the escalator for 3hrs.


SPELLING LESSON

Mr. Bean's Son : Dad, what is the spelling of successful... .is it one "c" or two "c"?

Mr. Bean : Make it three "c" to be sure


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