Fellowship training program

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We are glad to announced the Fellowship Training Program on Medical Laboratory Instrumention for Iraqi deligates ( 10th - 27th Feb 2009) was successfully carried out and has ended today.

The program is carried out at ACE trainng Centre, Hospital Kepala Batas, Hospital Seberang Jaya & Hospital Sungai Petani.

We wish the candidates the best of luck and we thanks all those who held the program successfully.

UTAR Visit HMSB

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64 Biomedical students from Universiti Tunku Abd Rahman (UTAR) came tovisit HMSB 26/02/09.
We gave them the tour of the company and operation.
Special thanks to En Azman and his team on organising this program. Bravo........
Opening speech by En Saleh Tahir



Reen & Yati




Concentrate with the topics.





at Vaporiser Lab

mari..mari..mari... jual ubat



at ACE

see you next time

The Boy & The Apple Tree

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Tip nak dapat anak kembar

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Important to have friend....

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  • The stomach's digestive acids are strong enough to dissolve zinc. Fortunately for us, the cells in the stomach lining renew so quickly that the acids don't have time to dissolve it.
  • The lungs contain over 300,000 million capillaries (tiny blood vessels). If they were laid end to end, they would stretch 2400km (1500 miles).
  • A man's testicles manufacture 10 million new sperm cells each day - enough that he could repopulate the entire planet in only 6 months!
  • Human bone is as strong as granite in supporting weight. A block of bone the size of a matchbox can support 9 tonnes - that is four times as much as concrete can support.
  • Each finger and toenail takes six months to grow from base to tip.






  • The largest organ in the body is the skin. In an adult man it covers about 1.9m2 (20sq ft). The skin constantly flakes away - in a lifetime each person sheds around 18kg (40 lb) of skin.
  • When you sleep, you grow by about 8mm (0.3in). The next day you shrink back to your former height. The reason is that your cartilage discs are squeezed like sponges by the force of gravity when you stand or sit.
  • The average person in the west eats 50 tonnes of food and drinks 50,000 litres (11,000 gallons) of liquid during his life.
  • Each kidney contains 1 million individual filters. They filter an average of around 1.3 litres (2.2 pints) of blood per minute and expel up to 1.4 litres (2.5 pints) a day of urine.
  • The focusing muscles of the eyes move around 100,000 times a day. To give your leg muscles the same workout, you would need to walk 80km (50 miles) every day.




  • In 30 minutes, the average body gives off enough heat (combined) to bring a half gallon of water to boil.
  • A single human blood cell takes only 60 seconds to make a complete circuit of the body.
  • A foreskin, the size of a postage stamp, from circumcised babies take only 21 days to grow skin that can cover three (3) basketball courts. Amazing isn't it. Thanks to science. The laboratory-grown skin is used in treating burn patients.
  • The eyes receive approximately 90 percent of all our information, making us basically visual creatures.
  • The female ovaries contain nearly half-a-million egg cells, yet only 400 or so will ever get the opportunity to create a new life.

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tHE fINGER oF dEATH

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Mr Bean Jokes

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WHILE HAVING A BRAIN CHECK UP

Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a braintumor.

Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor : Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!


MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL

Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean : 9

Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,the answer is 6!!


WHILE IN A DRUG STORE

Mr. Bean : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet >yet!!


QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE

Friend : What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean : Four asterisks!


PUZZLE

Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean : 16.

Friend : Why?

Mr. Bean : Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.


CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND

Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean : What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend : What tape did you took anyway?

Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.


SHARING SYMPHATY

Mr. Bean : (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend : Condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder).

Friend : What now?

Mr. Bean : My sister just called, her mom died too!


MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING

Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean : Thats alright, me too... I got stuck on the escalator for 3hrs.


SPELLING LESSON

Mr. Bean's Son : Dad, what is the spelling of successful... .is it one "c" or two "c"?

Mr. Bean : Make it three "c" to be sure


Funny exam

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the answer





The Office Telephone & You

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Today we are going to learn a simple telephone conversation.

Telephone Etiquette

1. When you call, identify yourself & give reason for call."Hello, I'm Linda from UTM . I'm calling about the ACE program organized by HSMB. Can I speak to En. Azman, please?."

2. When you receive a call, identify yourself & your department."Hashi, Healthtronics. May I help you?."

Quality Service

1. Friendly.
2. Voice Quality.
a. Moderate voice volume.
b. Clear.

3. Smile when you speak.
4. Be non-emotional.
5. Remeber caller's name.
6. Always apologize.
7. Always be ready to provide assistance.

8. Always be ready to take down messages.

Preparation
1. Be ready with the Telephone Guide Book.

2. Phone numbers of regular people to call, Govt agencies, emergency numbers , etc.

3. Be ready with message notes.


Answering Calls

1. Answer call within 3 rings.

2. Answer with ethusiasm & warmth.

3. Always return call.

4. Don't let the caller wait for no good reason.

5. Give correct information.

6. Take correct messages.

7. Connect calls correctly.

Finish.