MUTHU JOKES

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MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER=
Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip,
Muthu asked his wife, Do I looklike a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ..
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A.asked Muthu whether any great man born in thisvillage or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .."

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg andtold WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cutthe third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and orderedit walk! But cockroach didn't walk.Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs,it becomes deaf.Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driveradjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?Sit back. I will drive.MUTHU GOES TO HOTELMuthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There hestarted washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was hedoing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASHBASIN"

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER -
FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fireand how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)Oh .. i forgot .. the funniest part ..On a political rally Muthu was arrested.
Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her rightchest ... and he did it !

Teaser #1:
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
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Teaser #2:
When you need it you throw it away, when you don't need it you take it in.
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Teaser #3:
Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match? Think carefully!!
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Teaser #4:
If you can buy eight eggs for 26 cents, how many can you buy for a cent and a quarter?
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Teaser #5:
What kind of tables have no legs?
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Teaser #6:
What is the first thing you do every morning?
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Teaser #7:
A brick weighs a pound and half a brick. How many pounds do two bricks weigh?
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Teaser #8:
How long is a rope that is 2 yards shorter than another rope that is three times the length of the first rope?
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Teaser #9:
What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will eventually die?
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Teaser #10:
As long as I eat, I live. When I drink, I die
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Answer #1:
Mount Everest has always been the tallest mountain, even before being discovered!
Answer #2:
A ship's anchor
Answer #3:
13. She could possibly take out 6 black left hand gloves and then 6 brown left hand gloves, the next one would have to be either the right hand or left hand match.
Answer #4:
Eight Eggs
Answer #5:
Timetable & Multiplication Table
Answer #6:
Wake Up
Answer #7:
2 bricks weigh 2 lbs and a whole brick, therefore 2 bricks weigh 4 lbs.
Answer #8:
If the length of the rope + 2 yards = 3 times the length of the rope, then the rope is 1 yard long.
Answer #9:
The word "Nothing".
Answer #10:
Fire

Al-Fatihah to our friend

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Kehilangan seorang sahabat yang telah kembali ke rahmatullah pada hari Sabtu 7 hb Februari 2009.
Banyak jasanya pada kita warga HMSB, tiap-tiap hujung bulan dialah yang memasukkan duit gaji kita kat bank.
Seorang yang periang, tidak sombong dan walaupun suka menyakat tapi disenangi oleh teman-teman. Kehilangannya amat dirindui.

Itulah Mohd Shadel Bin Ziman (02-07-1969 - 07-02-2009)...al-fatihah.